Not Tonight, Honey....I'm having convulsions.

The best excuse to leave a movie or not go at all:

Breaking Dawn Causes Seizures in Guys

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The 2011 Award for Refusing to Face the Music goes to Michelle Bachmann:

What do you expect of a comedy show?

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This Will Show We Aren't Stupidly Profiling Award goes to Alabama:

German Mercedes-Benz executive arrested under AL Immigration Law


And the best commentary on that story goes to:

alabama-cops-arrest-stupid-mercedes-benz-executive-it-was-his-own-stupid-mistake/

I just couldn't bear to change the tag on that link in any way.

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It is a true fact that most people become zombies after Thanksgiving Dinner. Are you prepared for a zombie attack? Take this quiz and find out:

Zombie Preparedness Quiz